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Meanwhile, Benny hesitates to tell George that she is dating a co-worker, Part one of a two-part episode that concludes in "Dubya, Dad and. Dubya, Dad and Dating (Part 2) was the second part of a two-episode Season Three opening story arc, also the 30th overall series episode. Written by Rick. George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner on the same night Benny.
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No, no, Noah's coming over to pick me up. My parents totally believe he's my boyfriend.
Zack, don't blow this. We'll call him on the way. All right, fine, I'll meet you at the end of the block.
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Now go, get out. Hey, how come you never wear this tube top for me? Then put this thong on. Carmen, there's no easy way to say this. Your boyfriend's in the closet. Look, I know, I don't like it either. But just because Noah's gay It has nothing to do with you.
Okay, this doesn't mean that you're ugly or stupid. He was just using you to hide something that he doesn't know how to deal with. Lopez, is Carmen ready? Saw the whole thing. Didn't you love the ending when the cheesemaker comes home from war, but he can't make cheese anymore because he lost his arms? But then his son shows up and says, "Papa, I'll be your hands.
Yeah, that was really moving, but I meant the gay horseplay. Being very friendly with another boy. Okay, we talked to Carmen, and it's all out in the open, okay? So nobody has to sneak around anymore. Well, thank god, 'cause I thought you'd be mad at Carmen.
Why would we be mad at her? She can't help who she falls for. Because she was sure you guys would freak if you knew she was seeing Zack. Wait, wait, wait, wait! She was seeing Zack Powers behind our back, and you were her cover?
Look, I'm really sorry about this. I mean, you guys are so nice to me and your mother, I really enjoyed meeting your mother, she was-- George: I don't believe you! You can't threaten my boyfriend! The fake, gay, cover boyfriend, or the boyfriend you've been seeing behind our backs for a month?
You read my diary?! It's written on every page in here.
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God, I hate Dad! Hang up the miniskirt! You're not 15 anymore! You had no right to read this. You've lost all your rights by lying to us, and if we have to look in your diary to find the truth about Zack, we'll do it. Oh, you wanna know the truth?! Well, here it is! I'm dating Zack because I love him and he loves me too! Carmen, he doesn't love you.
He's just using you. Look, he told me he was gonna dump you as soon as he gets you into bed. You hate him so much, you'd say anything to keep us apart! Did I make up that he vandalized the factory? That he got a girl pregnant? He didn't respect the girl enough to be safe. You guys don't understand Zack. His dad was never there for him, and his mom's a bitter, old drunk.
You have no idea what that's like. She tries to hide her beer behind her purse] George: Okay, we did not raise you this far so you can screw up your life with Zack, so there is no way in hell that you are ever gonna see him again!
You can't stop me, 'cause I'm almost I'm almost a woman. I can do whatever I want. Not as long as you live in this house. Okay, if you don't like it here, go live somewhere else. George, please calm down. Look, I'm not gonna calm down, Angie! I'm tired of her disrespecting us! Send us a postcard!
And don't expect me to come looking for you! I wish you weren't my dad. George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack [4. I get it, it's too soon. I'll just go to bed, but I want you to know things aren't the same. I partied with Chingy and I shared a sandwich with a homeless guy.
I've done it all. So no more curfews, no more rules, I'm an adult, and tomorrow night, I'm going out. Things aren't the same, they're worse. Don't think I'm going to believe nothing happened. You want to take me to a doctor and get me tested? I'm still a virgin. We'll go to the doctor.
Dad, I didn't do anything! Don't lie to me! You raised me better that that! I was never there, I was always busy, I was too hard on you. Yeah, you were, and every time Zack tried to get me to do something with him, I heard you tell me, "Don't do anything you'd be embarrassed to tell me or your mother about.
Carmen, get your stuff. I'm taking you home. No, we're not going anywhere. I'm staying with my friends. How do you even know all these people? Well, Zack broke up with me in a club and I was crying in the bathroom and one of Chingy's dancers was there to cheer me up, so we just started hanging. I can't believe you. His videos are on all the time. Hey George you find Carmen yet,hey what Chingy doing here.
What the hell happened out there? What's going on, Dad? Might wanna see what your father's gonna look like when he meets the president of the United States. George Bush is coming to speak at the factory, and I'll be standing next to him, representing. Ytodo, I'm gonna be like this, eh: I can't believe you're excited about the president.
You didn't vote for him. Hey, hey, young lady. I didn't vote for anybody. Carmen, I used to swim in my underwear because I couldn't afford a swimsuit. Now I'm gonna meet the leader of the free world. That means a lot to me. Dad, you still swim in your underwear. Well, that's my choice now. I wouldn't wanna meet a president who's wasting money on bombs and tanks when there are hungry, sick people.
Hey, that wasted money is spent on planes that I make and that puts food on this table. How can you sleep knowing you help bomb babies?
Carmen, Carmen, we don't make the bombs. We make the landing gear so the planes can come back and reload. I didn't realize how powerful a rhinestone T-shirt could be. You don't get it, Dad. Everyone hates us because we're always starting wars. I'm embarrassed to be from America. Well, trust me, America's not bragging about you either, kid. You don't know what you're talking about and don't get what a great country this is.
Where else can a second-generation Mexican-American factory worker who can't name his congressman and who ignores all his jury summons meet the president of the United States? Next time you buy stamps, forget about Lucy and Desi. Get the one with the flags.
Carmen, you don't know how good you have it here. My uncles are in jail in Cuba because they dared to express their opinions.
Well, since I can express myself I'm going down to the factory and protest the president's speech.