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This movie really made me want to try spinach puffs Yzma And Kronk, Pixar Movies .. Emperor's New Groove Disney Humor, Disney Quotes, Disney Songs, . Here's what it would be like if you went on a first date with Kronk from The kronk-on-rollercoaster-with-Yzma-Emperor's-New-Groove. I started thinking about this theory in the beginning, when Kronk says Then the final quote, "it's called cruel irony, like my dependence on you.
We imagine it would be a surprise, funny, and genuine. Maybe he would serenade you. Maybe he would bring along his friend that just got turned into a llama. Or maybe he would show up in a super fun costume. Either way, he would set the tone for the rest of the date with his spontaneity and commitment to making you laugh. He would compliment you immediately.
Kronk is hilarious, but he also has a lot of charm and would be sure to compliment your outfit. He would give you date options. Kronk would not have a date planned that you had no choice in. He would have multiple dates planned out and would let you choose which one sounded the most fun.
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Also, Kronk sometimes has trouble making decisions so it would be a team effort to figure out the game plan. He would find a fun way to transport you to your next destination. We doubt Kronk would pick you up in a regular vehicle.
You would probably be headed to your next destination on a two person bike, or maybe even a roller coaster. Of course, if it were us, we would be cheering with Kronk, instead of glaring at everything like Yzma is doing above. Again, instead of the pained look Yzma has on her face, we would have a look of pure joy and admiration for Kronk if he carried us around. If you decided to stay in, he would cook you an amazing meal.
Kronk is probably one of the best Disney chefs of all time. He can pretty much cook anything. A quick cup of coffee. Walking down the stairs and asking himself what he should do with the body, Kronk accidentally steps on a cat's tail thus waking it up and lets go of the bag, which falls down the stairs and onto the cart of a fat peasant named Pachajust as he's leaving the city with his pet llama Misty.
Yzma and Kronk searching for Kuzco. As everyone, including Yzma, believes that Kuzco is dead, Yzma arranges a very half-hearted funeral for Kuzco, but then quickly ends it and becomes empress and redecorates the palace cut from singing her own version of " Perfect World ". When Kronk reveals that he never killed Kuzco and that he is still alive, the two of them set off to find him, with Kronk carrying Yzma on his back in a specially built miniature tent.
They search every village surrounding the palace with no successand Yzma loses her temper when they reach the jungle. So Kronk uses his Junior Chipmunk skills to ask Bucky the Squirrel which way the talking llama went, and Bucky points left and chitters.
Shortly, after Yzma and Kronk arrive at Mudka's Meat Hut, a small roadside diner where Pacha and Kuzco have coincidentally stopped to eat when their blood sugars getting low and disguised themselves as a married couple after seeing that there are no llamas allowed. When Pacha overhears Yzma and Kronk talking about their plans to kill Kuzco, he tries to warn Kuzco and get him out of the diner.
Kuzco and Yzma both go to the kitchen to request special orders to Kronk who is replacing the previous chef who quit. When Yzma enters again, Pacha stops short and imitates the picture of the diner's icon behind him. However, Kuzco and Yzma narrowly avoid seeing each other. Ultimately, Pacha distracts Yzma by telling the diner staff that it is her birthday, and he takes Kuzco out just as Yzma is receiving her birthday greetings, to Yzma's displeasure.
When Pacha tells Kuzco that Yzma and Kronk are trying to kill him, Kuzco, convinced that Yzma is loyal, does not believe Pacha and falls out with him, believing Pacha's claim to be a plan to save his hilltop from destruction, and then orders Pacha to go.
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When Kuzco goes back to Yzma, he overhears the villains discussing their plans to track him down and kill him. Kuzco finally realizes Pacha was right and searches frantically for him, but Pacha has already left. Having lost all hope of ever returning to the palace and regaining his human form, Kuzco resigns himself to the fate of an ordinary llama. That night, Kronk suddenly remembers Pacha's face and links him to Kuzco. The next morning, Kuzco finds Pacha in the llama herd and makes up with him, and then they both go to Pacha's house.
They find that Yzma and Kronk are there searching for Kuzco and claiming that they are distant relatives of Pacha. This gives Kuzco and Pacha a headstart, but Yzma sees them disappearing over the horizon, and a frantic race between Kuzco, Pacha, Yzma, and Kronk ensues, such that Yzma and Kuzco are almost within eyeshot.
Kuzco and Pacha use a rope to cross a gorge, and then Kuzco cuts it with his mouth in an attempt to keep the villains at bay. However, Yzma's transport tent sprouts wings, and she and Kronk begin to sail over the gorge. They seem to have succeeded, but before they get to the other side, they are struck by lightning and then fall into a chasm.
Yzma as a cat. Kuzco and Pacha reach the palace, only to find that their pursuers somehow got there first by a method which, humorously, not even they know. Yzma then orders Kronk to kill the duo after throwing a knife at him, but her henchman once again has a change of heart and after Yzma, upon seeing Kronk talking to himself, berates him on his incompetence and his cooking the latter insult ultimately hurting his feelingshe cuts the rope to a chandelier, but it falls around Yzma instead of on her, and then she sends Kronk down a trapdoor, along with his Shoulder Angel and Devil.
After a brief struggle for the vial, Yzma knocks over the potions cabinet so that Kuzco and Pacha cannot tell which is the antidote, and calls the palace guards to kill the peasant and the talking llama, claiming them to be Kuzco's murderers. Pacha throws the potions onto the guards, turning them into various animals.Emperor's new groove - best parts
After the guard who has turned into a cow is excused, the chase continues as Kuzco tries every potion, transforming into various creatures before transforming back into a llama. They outwit the guards, but Yzma continues to pursue them until they reach the palace roof, and only 2 potions remain for Kuzco to try. Yzma snatches one of them, but it is the wrong potion, and she turns into a cat. When Kuzco takes the potion, she attacks him. When Pacha tries to help, she scratches him, causing him to fall.
Kuzco hits Yzma on the wall, knocking her out. Once Yzma recovers, she quickly snatches the potion away from Kuzco, declaring that she will turn herself back into a human and kill Emperor Kuzco.
She finds that she cannot open the vial, and her frustration makes her fall from the roof; while Kuzco is saving Pacha, the vial also falls. However, both Yzma and the vial return to the roof, with the help of a giant trampoline.
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Yzma reaches the vial before Kuzco and Pacha and seems to have won until she is knocked out by Kronk, who has just emerged from the other end of the trapdoor. Kuzco turns back into a human and sets out to redeem himself, building Kuzcotopia on the hill next to Pacha's home. Meanwhile, outdoorsman Kronk becomes a scout leader with the help of Bucky, and Yzma, now a cat, is sentenced to the torture of being taught squirrel language by Kronk as a Junior Chipmunk.
In Kronk's New Groove, Yzma returns as the sole antagonist.
However, her role is much smaller than in the first film. She appears in one of Kronk's flashbacks, wherein she has returned to human form but still has the tail of a cat. During the first half of the film, she sells sewer sludge to the old people, telling them that it is a youth potion, singing the song "Feel Like a Million" and using a reformed Kronk to advertise the product, promising to help him purchase a mansion to impress his father, while the empire elects Yzma as empress her primary goal.
However, Kronk finds out her potion is a fake, and soon the old people chase her down, where she uses a potion to transform herself into a rabbit, to prevent them from attacking her.
She is then snatched and carried away by a falcon. At the end of the movie, in a nest outside the Mudka's restaurant, Yzma witnesses chicks being hatched. Initially finding the moment to be cute, Yzma screams in terror as the chicks instantly become savage-like birds. In the spinoff, The Emperor's New School, Yzma, having somehow survived her encounter with various Hawk chicks and regained her human form, once again plots to take the throne from Kuzco.
The show's premise is that Kuzco must attend school and pass all of his classes in order to remain Emperor. If he fails even one class, he will not be able to retake the throne. With the assistance of Kronk, who constantly fails to recognize her until she drops her disguise, she comes up with various schemes most involve potions that transform Kuzco into an animal, similarly to the film in order to make Kuzco fail one of his classes. Several episodes reveal members of Yzma's family, including her mother Azma who, according to Yzma, nags her incessantly, forcing Yzma to carry out her plots.
Yzma also apparently has siblings, as she has two nephews: